Saturday, August 4, 2007

Lines on the passing of Kafeel Ahmed

I can't let the death of failed Glasgow Airport suicide bomber Kafeel Ahmed pass without comment. While it's tempting to gloat over his death, and mock his ineptitude, it's important we remember that this man was, first and foremost, a human being and…

CORRECTION: This just in… it appears that Ahmed wasn't a human being after all. An autopsy has just been completed, and a spokesman for Glasgow Royal Infirmary reports: "We were surprised to find that Mr Ahmed didn't have a heart – the cavity where the heart should have been was instead filled with dry sand and dead scorpions. Also, while there's no definitive medical test for this, we're fairly certain he didn't have a soul."

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